Tennis Ball Is This Corgi Puppy's Version of Gatsby's Green Light

Oh, hello, Tiny Corgi. I see you on your hero's journey. We all have a metaphorical tennis ball in our lives: one that enraptures and terrifies us, one that forces us to lock horns with ourselves but ultimately come out better. Stronger. Fuck that tennis ball up for US ALL, Tiny Corgi. Then—and only then—will you truly be on the path to Grown-Ass Dogdom.


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That's how Corgies herd— by jumping towards, barking at, and when all else fails, by nipping at the ankles of, the cattle. No biting, no rending and tearing. A corgi that eats its charges is a bad corgi.