You can say whatever you want about the holidays—they're a corporate bastardization of tradition, they're a mess on your emotional/financial well being, they fuck up traffic—but I will continue to love our annual holidays for one solid reason. Holidays mean TIME FOR ANOTHER TEDDY THE PORCUPINE VIDEO! Yes!

In case you don't remember, Teddy is everything. This time Santa paid Teddy a visit and brought him everyone's favorite Christmas gift, corn on the cob. Funny, my Aunt Cathy got me corn one year for Christmas, too. It's a long story, but basically she said if I hung on to it, it would be a "good investment."

Anyway, now it's time for me to obsessively watch the video over and over and try to make out what "people words" he's saying this time. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, to all the Jezzies out there tonight on Christmas Eve! Love y'all!