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Teach Us, You Beautiful Fox Dog

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Your selfie is irrelevant.

You’ve been sitting there trying to snap a perfect digital self-portrait for the past 33 minutes. Wow. There’s probably about 50 outtakes in your photo reel right now? But you can’t choose one, and this dog, this divinely symmetrical Pomeranian husky, is barely even putting forth effort.

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It is, yes, aware that it’s hot. Its fulgent orange fur and its icy eyes stab you in a gorgeous way. Like a fearless, sexy canine Rihanna, this dog’s flaws, if it even has any, disappear under thick layers of audacity and self-esteem. Chutzpah. Pomsky has the nerve to be beautiful.

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Your fav (dog) could never.

So really, what are you doing? Maybe be more like this dog? Maybe don’t try so hard? Maybe just trust that your inner beauty will shine through regardless of how pitiful you feel on the inside? Maybe just be confident in your own unique version of perfection? I dunno.

“Aw, they mad?”

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Beautiful, sickening posture. No botha text her in a crisis.

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A simple slay.

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“Look how hard they’re trying and I’m not.”

Lastly, Pomsky has a quote to share with you: “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, ‘Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?’ Actually, who are you not to be?”

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Think about it.

Culture Editor, Jezebel

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wafflesfriendswork

I think I would kill someone if that dog asked me to?