Taylor Swift's New Song Explodes All Over Everything Like an Exploding Snake, Killing Everyone 

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Taylor Swift has finally exacted her revenge on Kanye West by making a song that’s barely survivable. Take this!

The lyrics are cruel and relentless as the sounds:

Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do

God, yes, it’s terrible. I’m so sorry. Everybody died.

Including Taylor Swift, who has been reincarnated as a snake, if you’ve been following social media. At the beginning of the week, she erased her entire social media presence and replaced it with videos of a snake, hinting at her never-ending feud with Kanye West (at one point, Kim Kardashian called her a snake, she ran with it). This new song “Look What You Made Me Do” from her upcoming sixth album Reputation addressed the 2016 chapter of the beef, in which Taylor publicly denounced West’s lyrics from “Famous” (“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why? I made that bitch famous”) and then Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call in which Swift seemed to have signed off on the lyrics. (Hence calling her a snake).

Now Swift perhaps eludes to the incident in the song with a line delivered through a phone call sound effect:

The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now/ Why?/ Oh, cuz she’s dead.

That’s too bad because she’s good as a human. R.I.P. Taylor Swift, and myself, and come sunrise, all of America when the music video detonates.

 
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