Taylor Swift Is Dating Jake Gyllenhaal

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  • Taylor Swift took Jake Gyllenhaal to the Saturday Night Live after-party this weekend, and they were reportedly "careful not to be seen too close." However, on Sunday they were spotted, "walking around Park Slope holding hands."
  • They had brunch with another couple, then strolled around the neighborhood. Their reps refused to comment on the relationship. [People, L&S]
  • A source claims that Mariah Carey is having a boy, "but the reason that Mariah didn't want to say anything is because she is 40, and she's superstitious... But she's going to appear on Oprah and The View, so she's planning on making the announcement soon." [Holly Baby]
  • Natalie Portman's relationship with her dad is now "very frosty" because he didn't want her to film lesbian sex scenes for Black Swan. "He still sees her as his baby and always will and thinks showing herself like this is degrading," says a source. [Daily Mail]
  • Katy Perry and Russell Brand are under investigation for possibly violating noise and disturbance laws during their wedding at an Indian tiger sanctuary. [E!]
  • Here's a shot of Katy and Russell heading off to their honeymoon in the Maldives. Sadly there are no tigers in tow. [TMZ]
  • Anonymous sources insist Rihanna didn't snub Katy and Russell: "It was always sort of up in the air that she would go anyway, and Katy knew that. They saved her a room just in case, but they always knew it would be nearly impossible for her to make it as she's still finishing the album and it's out in a few weeks. Rih was in the studio all weekend." [Us]
  • Though the tabloids reported Jesse James and Kat Von D had broken up, they were spotted kissing during lunch on Saturday. [People]
  • Teresa Giudice and her brother Joey Gorga got into a fight and his son's christening, and Teresa's husband wound up punching Joey. Luckily Bravo cameras captured all these charming family memories. [Radar]
  • In other Real Housewives news, NeNe Leakes is causing trouble on the set of Celebrity Apprentice. "She showed up late to filming and that didn't win her any friends," says a source. [Radar]
  • Whitney Port has confirmed that The City has been canceled. Now fans of highly-inaccurate programs starring fashionable, filthy-rich New Yorkers will have to watch Gossip Girl, Real Housewives, or the upcoming Kourtney and Kim Take New York. [Village Voice]
  • Scissor Sisters have canceled nine European concerts due to "funding issues." [Perez]
  • Mel Gibson is reportedly furious about being cut from The Hangover 2 A source says, "He doesn't understand why Mike Tyson, a drug user who turned his life around, was given a chance while Mel was kicked to the curb. Everybody deserves a second chance." [N.Y. Post]
  • Oksana Grigorieva isn't going to take up Playboy's offer to pose in the mag for $75,000. "Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money," says her rep. [TMZ]
  • T.I. won't be facing charges for a recent drug bust because he's already heading to prison for a nearly a year. [E!]
  • Calling all Blossom fans: Jenna von Oy married Brad Bratcher earlier this month. "We're so happy," she says. "My mama told me never to meet a man at a bar – so I did!" [People]
  • Ryan Gosling tells Interview, "I can't tell you how many times people go, ‘Are you Ryan?…Then they take the picture and realize, in that moment, that I'm not Ryan Reynolds." [Just Jared]
  • James Franco has a helpful tip for watching him pretend to cut off his own arm in 127 Hours "If you're feeling woozy, just cover your eyes. There's nothing wrong with covering your eyes. It took 40 minutes [for Aron to cut his arm off], so what Danny showed is mercifully short. It's visceral, but it's about the exhilaration of getting free and leaving in the end." [N.Y. Mag]


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Ohhhhh, Mr. Gyllenhaal loves the sweet-faced, bright-eyed blondes, doesn't he?

Stupid brown hair. I hate you I hate you I hate you. ::Slams bedroom door, sobs, plays Moonlight Mile until ears bleed::