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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Taylor Armstrong Believes Her Husband Might Have Killed Her If It Weren’t For Real Housewives

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Taylor Armstrong says that if the Real Housewives cameras weren't a constant presence in her home she might've died at the hands of her late husband, Russell. "There was a storm happening in my life that was very separate from a camera being there," she said. "If the cameras were not in my life, there's a good chance I wouldn't be sitting here today because a lot of domestic violence situations end in murder-suicide versus just suicide." With Russell committing suicide in August, Taylor — who has a titanium implant "holding up" her right eye as a result of the abuse — added she's grateful their daughter Kennedy didn't lose both parents: "I'm thankful to be here. Imagine if she had two less parents, instead of one. I feel thankful at this point." [E!]

Unfazed by the possibility of an assassination attempt by cray-cray Bieber fans, Selena Gomez will take to the stage when she hosts the MTV EMAs next month — as this promo video with her as a rapping chola can attest. [NYDN]
That joke being extra tasteless with news that she's also recently become a member of the celebrity stalker/death threat club. [NYDN]


In a move straight out of an awesome after-school special — or Liz Lemon flashback — Paris Jackson took on the powers that be to become the first ever female to score a place on her fancy-pants school's football team. What a legend! [TMZ]


The trailer for Glenn Close's new film Albert Nobbs is finally here! Playing a cross-dressing woman passing herself off as a butler in old-timey Ireland, her Oscar-bait also stars Mia Wasikowska and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. First Damages and now this, is anyone else obsessed with her career renaissance? [Daily Mail]


  • Alec Baldwin mocks possible schizophrenic; Matthew Broderick says it made sense at the time. [NYDN]
  • A small ray of light penetrates the bleak landscape of the recently dumped after Rihanna and Coldplay's break-up duet "Princess of China" leaks online. [Billboard]
  • There's video of Shia LaBeouf getting punched in the face a bunch of times in Vancouver last week, with multiple bystanders doing little to help. [TMZ]
  • Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black takes GQ Australia to task for suggesting he's, you know, a sexual predator. [The Vine]
  • Breaking news: zombies kill air hostesses! [E!]
  • Joe Manganiello — the hot werewolf who Sooki really needs to kick things up a notch with in True Blood — says he doesn't want his granny watching him play stripper Big Dick Richie in Magic Mike. [LA Times]
  • Casual racism amuses Kim Kardashian and Co. to no end. [Page Six]
  • With a budget that would force Drunken Sorority Girl No. 47 to decline a role amid fears it would ruin her career, Octomum plays a woman impregnated by a demon in the teaser trailer for horror mess Millennium. [TMZ]
  • Chaz Bono overcomes butt shyness. [US]
  • They've gotten their own action figures and been subject to creepy sexual fan fiction, now Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner can add having their mitts immortalized on the pavement outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre to the Who-knew-this-would-be-our-reality? list. [ONTD]
  • Zachary Quinto says coming out has been awesome. [NYDN]
  • If Justin Bieber's forthcoming opus wasn't enough, Zooey Deschanel is throwing her vintage hat into the holiday album ring with A Very She & Him Christmas. [ONTD]
  • How much does a date with ScarJo cost? [E!]
  • Lady Gaga continues to get her Dr. Ruth on by dishing out more sex advice. [ONTD]
  • The world's most good-looking couple, aka Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, bring future dreamboat Leo out to play. [US]
  • In other baby-stalking news, Victoria Beckham welcomes wee Harper into the sporting fold. [The Sun]
  • Real estate porn: the Camille Grammer edition. [Radar]
  • Man sues makers of The Hangover Part II, claiming that the glorification of the South-east Asian sex trade mirrors his life a little too closely. [Vulture]
  • Adele is as common as muck – her words. [The Sun]
  • Soulja Boy refuses to break the habit of a lifetime — getting arrested for weed possession in the early hours of this morning. [TMZ]
  • Your eyes may be the window to your soul, but your teeth are the door to your body says Lindsay Lohan's morally bankrupt not-dentist/poetic genius. [E!]