The only truly bad thing about The Hills coming to an end is that it means Joel McHale's Soup commentary on the show has come to an end as well. Naturally, The Soup bid the show farewell in spectacular fashion.
Four years of fake jobs, fake living arrangements, and convenient casting have kept viewers wondering whether this "reality" was scripted. Last night's series finale winked at that when cameras revealed Kristin and Brody's "goodbye" was filmed on a Hollywood lot.
On last night's episode, Heidi revealed her physique to the rest of the cast at Audrina's BBQ. It was sad for two reasons: 1.) People snickered; 2.) She said she wants even bigger breasts—H's for "Heidi."
On last night's premiere of what will be the show's final season, Heidi's mother cried when she saw what her daughter did to her face. Meanwhile, Kristin partied her face off in Miami during Super Bowl weekend, alarming the others.
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right!
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this.
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy.
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny!
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem."
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.)
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer met their new "neighbors", an engaged couple who, for some reason, live with their foreign nephew, a little boy who was seemingly cast to help with Spencer's I-don't-want-kids storyline.
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch."
Stephanie Pratt was on The Wendy Williams Show today, where she spoke about her current tiff with Heidi, and blamed Spencer's behavior on his ADHD. She could barely concentrate while telling the story... which she blamed on her ADD.