How Are You Going to Wash the Taste of This Week Out of Your Mouth?
This week, for all intents and purposes, was shit. But now it's the weekend. Let's talk about that, instead.
Come On, How Often Do You Really Have to Poop on a Date?
I'm not trying to stir up, er, poo, but I have to ask: How often do you really need to drop a deuce on a date? Isn't…
I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell the Tale
I typed the obligatory "Why do you have to poop so much after you run?" search into Google and more than three million…
Here Is a Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
I am not a person who is easily shocked, especially when it comes to shit. One time I watched with a blank face as a…
Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 10: A Rosemary's Baby Remake???
It wasn't enough for NBC to announce it would annually desecrate a beloved musical, in what may be the worst commercial…
If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Living
What goes in, must come out — and when it does come out, it's basically a murky crystal ball into your gastrointestinal…
Child's First Flush Celebrated with Giant Toilet Cake, Grown Men Dressed as Toilets and 10,000 Confetti Toilets
"The moment this kid flushes, it's gonna be unbelievable," says the man Pull-Ups hired to act as a director to what…
Marketers Can't Wait to Use Olympic Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas to Sell Crap
If you're anything like me, when you watched American gymnast Gabby Douglas compete in the individual all-around…
The Catholic Church Urges Women to Not Be So Darn Picky
The Catholic Church is quite fond of giving women impractical and terrible advice, but one priest in Australia is…
The Crappiest Love Scene Ever Written
A typo can change everything:
The Fine Line Between Having Stuff, And Hoarding
A 76-year-old-woman and 79-year-old man from Chicago who'd been missing for three weeks were found. At home. Buried…
How Do You Raise A Feminist Kid?
The folks over at CRAP! (Child Rearing Against Patriarchy) have released a feminist kidzine, Spratz!. It sounds cool,…
Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
The new gossip website HollywoodLife, which launched today, is selling two points hard: queen of celebrity…
Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
Blame the hemorrhoids conversation and comments posted yesterday: Last night I had a long, extremely vivid dream about…
You Think Your Mom Craps All Over You?
Check out this poor bebe elephant! [Daily Mail]
True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
It is rare that a show is so stupid, so offensive, so asinine and yet at the same time so incredibly dull that you…
An Open Letter To Chuck D: What Do You Think Of Flavor Flav Now?
Dear Chuck D, So last night I checked out Flav's new show Under One Roof — the MyNetwork sitcom that can best be…
Charges have been filed against Kory McFarren, the trailer park resident who allowed his girlfriend to sit on the…
Jezebel Presents: THE SEVEN DUDELY SINS
The Vatican has been so busy lately — condemning the war in Iraq, changing the date of St. Patrick's Day, bankrolling…
The One Thing (Besides Take A Dump) You Never Do In Front Of Dudes
About ten of you have emailed from Esquire about the things a man should never do in the company of a woman, like…