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This week, for all intents and purposes, was shit. But now it's the weekend. Let's talk about that, instead.

I'm not trying to stir up, er, poo, but I have to ask: How often do you really need to drop a deuce on a date? Isn't…

I typed the obligatory "Why do you have to poop so much after you run?" search into Google and more than three…

I am not a person who is easily shocked, especially when it comes to shit. One time I watched with a blank face as a…

It wasn't enough for NBC to announce it would annually desecrate a beloved musical, in what may be the worst…

What goes in, must come out — and when it does come out, it's basically a murky crystal ball into your…

"The moment this kid flushes, it's gonna be unbelievable," says the man Pull-Ups hired to act as a director to…

If you're anything like me, when you watched American gymnast Gabby Douglas compete in the individual all-around…

The Catholic Church is quite fond of giving women impractical and terrible advice, but one priest in Australia is…

A typo can change everything:

A 76-year-old-woman and 79-year-old man from Chicago who'd been missing for three weeks were found. At home. Buried…

The folks over at CRAP! (Child Rearing Against Patriarchy) have released a feminist kidzine, Spratz!. It sounds…

The new gossip website HollywoodLife, which launched today, is selling two points hard: queen of celebrity…

Blame the hemorrhoids conversation and comments posted yesterday: Last night I had a long, extremely vivid dream…

Check out this poor bebe elephant! [Daily Mail]

It is rare that a show is so stupid, so offensive, so asinine and yet at the same time so incredibly dull that you…

Dear Chuck D, So last night I checked out Flav's new show Under One Roof — the MyNetwork sitcom that can best be…

The Vatican has been so busy lately — condemning the war in Iraq, changing the date of St. Patrick's Day,…

About ten of you have emailed from Esquire about the things a man should never do in the company of a woman, like…