When we last left The Bachelor, Kelsey was lying prone on the floor, suffering from either a real or fake panic attack. As Monday night's episode progressed, her hubris grew, but her luck did not.
Until Monday's episode of The Bachelor, Kelsey Poe was the quiet one. A guidance counselor, she was best-described as demure, with a short bobbed haircut, subtle makeup and a penchant for tank-tops and jeans. Her look matched her tragic story: she's a widow, who lost her much-older husband a year and a half ago, quite…
Jillian Anderson, Redskins cheerleader, Fox News producer and Erin Gloria Ryan's favorite Bachelor contestant ever had a hell of a time last night, as her butt and its potential hairiness became a topic all of America was hotly debating.
"I do not love that there's a million bitches inside this house right now," said Jordan, a 24-year-old student from Windsor, Colorado during Monday night's premiere of The Bachelor. Jordan wasn't the only one upset by the number of women in the house, which was higher than usual (30 in total): almost as if they…
Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise host Chris Harrison loves superlatives. Every season is "the most dramatic" or "best" the show has ever had and, let's be honest, who cares enough to question him whether it's true or not? But I'd wager that the superlatives were actually justified last night during the Bachelorette's…
Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,…
Rosie O'Donnell discussed Chris Brown on her radio show over the weekend, saying: "I just don't know why this kid seems to be held to a different standard than anyone else." Because, you know, other people throw chairs at windows, sending shattered glass down onto Times Square, and no one gives a shit!
