Cows Join Dating App
In these dazzling times of revivals and reversals, has the moment finally come to abandon the colloquial and…
Swedish Regulator Says Birth Control App Isn't Actually Causing Too Many Unplanned Pregnancies
The Swedish Medical Products Agency has closed its investigation into Natural Cycles, a new fertility-tracking app that…
Contraceptive App Hit With Complaints After Allegedly Causing 37 Unwanted Pregnancies
The contraceptive app Natural Cycles, which tracks your fertility cycle and tells you what days you don’t need…
Lindsay Lohan's Lifestyle Site Isn't Doing So Well
How much is too much to pay for an exclusive inside look at Lindsay Lohan’s life? $10? Yes, definitely. $7? Hm, that’s…
Here's Nicki Minaj's New Song for Her Rap Game, The Empire
Nicki Minaj’s new app seems to pick up where Freestyle Fridays left off: rather than just allowing players to get…
Catholic Leaders Attempt to Tantalize Millennials With Sexy New App Nicknamed 'Sindr'
Of the many things I find absurd about the Catholic Church, my alma mater, one of the most unfathomable is that they…
Gwyneth Paltrow Will Mentor Ample Apps on Apple App Show
We all like to make fun of Goop, but we’re the ones talking about it while Gwyneth Paltrow is wiping her ass with a $275…
Kids Illegally Cross Border Between Canada and U.S. in Pursuit Of Pokémon
We’ve established that neither Auschwitz nor the Holocaust Museum are appropriate places to seek out Pokémon. Now we…
Britney Likes Her Instagram as Much as You Do
Britney Jean Spears released her new Kim Kardashian: Hollywood-like mobile game this week, entitled Britney Spears:…
Help Me Figure Out How to Use Blac Chyna's 'Chymojis'
The hot new trend among celebrities in and around Kim Kardashian’s orbit is developing custom emoji keyboards for…
Happy Couple App Is the Sad Future of Dating
Texting/sexting, direct messages, Twitter, Instagram DMs and online dating aren’t enough when it comes to getting to…
Fantasy vs. Reality: Taking a Look at Tinder's Most-Swiped Professions
Truth: Some people are hot, some people are not, and male pilots and female physical therapists get the most action on…
Taylor Swift Is Making a Game App, Just Like Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears
In the same week that I deleted my Kim Kardashian Hollywood app from my phone (after reaching the A list, I got bored),…
Hey! VINA: a New App That’s Like Tinder for Girl Friends
There are dating apps for every fetish and even one that matches people to potential pets, but what about an app that…
I Tried Eating a Kit Kat Like Kourtney Kardashian, and You'll Never Believe What Happened Next
Kourtney Kardashian’s new app is a disappointing subscription-based destination for content whose impossible goal is…
Kourtney Kardashian's Boring New App Made Me Feel Like Shit
“Hey guys, welcome to my app,” says Kourtney Kardashian after you open Kourtney, her new app, for the first time. It’s…
Weight Watchers App Goes Glitchy Over Thanksgiving, Infuriates Users
One might argue that Thanksgiving—a notorious day of gluttony—would not be the ideal time for Weight Watchers to…
Pet Matchmaking Site Uses Algorithm to Match Users to Their Dream Dogs
First there was a Tinder for dog lovers, and now there’s a site that matches people to adoptable dogs, based on the…