Patrick Schwarzenegger got dinner and took photos with a woman who is NOT Miley Cyrus, and his mother Maria Shriver is probably high fiving everyone within a five-mile radius. 21-year-old Patrick and 17-year-old Bella Thorne went to dinner at a place called Mud Hen Tavern in Los Angeles, where they took at least one flash photo of themselves that probably made everyone in the restaurant over the age of 25 whisper something along the lines of, “So rude.” But Miley needn’t worry about Bella running off with her almost-Kennedy boyfriend, as Thorne added a disclaimer to the photo.

I guess Maria’s yelling again!

[ Daily Mail]

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