In today's Daily Mirror: "Curb Your Enthusiasm star Susie Essman has revealed fans are always approaching her and begging her to shout and swear at them." We suggest Susie direct them them here. [Mirror, Earlier]
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If I ever get famous, I want to make sure it's for doing something incredibly foul-mouthed.
That way, when strangers approach me, they'll expect to be treated like assholes.