Since you're not a 13-year-old in 1993 (sorry for alienating you, teenagers of the past who may be reading this through a timescope), you're probably not going to watch the MTV Movie Awards tonight. That's okay — you can still appreciate Rebel Wilson's tales of growing up in a house full of beagles puppies (as well as her delightful Honey Boo Boo impression) without having your eyeballs assaulted by basic cable.
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