Sunday Sign-Off: Celebrate Charlotte Brontë's Birthday By Doug Barry | April 21, 2013 | 10:30pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Today is Charlotte Brontë’s birthday, which you can celebrate with her favorite dessert: cake-pie, which is traditionally made by watching a movie that stars Michael Fassbender while eating cake and pie simultaneously to induce mouthgasm. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelRanking Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Attendees Based on How Long They'll Survive the Class WarsIn Eva Orner's 'Surviving Ohio State,' Male Survivors Get Their DueAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
