Here’s Your Cocktail of the Summer, Trust Me
It's not an Aperol Spritz, Hugo Spritz, Cynar Spritz...or any type of spritz, actually. It’s a much bigger dill.
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The official Drink of the Summer the last few years have leaned a little high maintenance if you ask me. Sure, an Aperol Spritz is refreshing and very pretty…but it’s finicky, easy to screw up, and—after the 3,256 I’ve consumed in the last two years—starting to taste a little too syrupy. Similarly, an espresso martini, though it remains a welcome boost before a long night out, is a little too laborious.
Mojitos, daiquris, coladas, sangrias, and anything that starts with the word “frozen,” all take a lot of work, and we’ve all worked too hard (mentally, emotionally, spiritually) for too long now. The official Drink of Summer 2023 should require the least amount of work for the most amount of buzz.
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