Subway Flasher Messes With The Wrong Woman

Watch this woman eviscerate a man who pressed up against her on an uncrowded New York subway — with his penis exposed, apparently clad in a condom. At least he’s practicing safe sex, right? Safe for work, with headphones.

Via the ladies of HollabackNYC comes this video of a righteously angry woman who refuses to be cowed by the assault. “Oh, you’re getting fucking arrested. I’m not leaving your side,” she says. “My plans are done for the night. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh, yes. Oh, fucking yes.”

This being 2010, there is also a host of subway passengers crowding him with cameraphones and one mumbling, “Aw, this shit is going on YouTube, yo.”