"Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?" asks The Onion. That hidden kilo of coke is always a compelling reason, but I prefer "awesome genitals" — which, coincidentally, is the name of my band. [The Onion]
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I'm for awesome genitals as well. Or awesome ability to get me off three times in the morning before work (this was a mutual ability, actually). Gah. I still don't know why he dumped me.