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Stuck On Your Ex? It's Probably Those Genitals

Illustration for article titled Stuck On Your Ex? Its Probably Those Genitals

"Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?" asks The Onion. That hidden kilo of coke is always a compelling reason, but I prefer "awesome genitals" — which, coincidentally, is the name of my band. [The Onion]


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I'm for awesome genitals as well. Or awesome ability to get me off three times in the morning before work (this was a mutual ability, actually). Gah. I still don't know why he dumped me.