Can't decide if you're Team Cake or Team Pie? Perhaps you should avoid the battle altogether and consider pledging your loyalties to Team iPhone cookie, instead. (Not really. You should be Team Cake, of course.) [InventorSpot]
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The cookie seemed to be resting on spaghetti noodles, leading me to believe that this was actually a iPhone-shaped meatball.
I'll go with either, really.