Stoner's Courtroom Defense: "I Like To Smoke While I Defecate"

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"I like to smoke while I defecate in the morning," Christopher Long, 31, told a New York court on Tuesday. Long was testifying against a cop who, in his words: "managed to halt my inertia and change my vector." [NYPost]

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I think this guy's full of shit. What is he, on dope?!?