"I like to smoke while I defecate in the morning," Christopher Long, 31, told a New York court on Tuesday. Long was testifying against a cop who, in his words: "managed to halt my inertia and change my vector." [NYPost]
"I like to smoke while I defecate in the morning," Christopher Long, 31, told a New York court on Tuesday. Long was testifying against a cop who, in his words: "managed to halt my inertia and change my vector." [NYPost]
DISCUSSION
I think this guy's full of shit. What is he, on dope?!?