Stephen Colbert Rant on Hillary's GrandmaGate is Very Cathartic

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Now that the nation has had a serious(ly fucking stupid) conversation about whether a woman can be both president and a grandmother, America can move on to more pressing matters: Was this pregnancy planned especially to boost Hillary's chances?

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There is no man more qualified to take on this question than Stephen Colbert, who points out that Chelsea's pregnancy CONVENIENTLY followed hard on the heels of someone throwing a shoe at Hillary while onstage in Las Vegas. Coincidence? Don't be silly—when it comes to the Clintons, there's no such thing as coincidence. No, this is clearly the result of Bene Gesserit-style scheming.

Nevermind that if Hillary were half as conniving as Fox News gives her credit for, she would have long since Francis Underwooded her way into the Oval Office. Via Uproxx:

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Want to see sexism in action? Look no further than the comments here saying that they dislike Clinton "positioning" herself to become president. Because of course, every single American president was picked out of a random Starbucks and pushed into politics fresh and clean and not at all "positioned" for a career in politics. They just kind of strolled by and wham! Congratulations, you're president!