Obamacare has arrived, but there are still some bumps ahead if you're looking to sign up. The registration website, so burdened by heavy traffic, has been experiencing some technical difficulties (to be expected) causing Fox News to label the Affordable Care Act as a complete failure (also to be expected).
We all know the real reason all these people are rushing to sign up. It's not to take care of their health or the health of their families. It's because the Obama administration lured them in using pictures of cute animals. Let's just hope true American hero Stephen Colbert can undo this terrible damage and beat the POTUS at his own game.