In the episode, Brown only realized Scott had a girlfriend because Demi Burnett and Katie Morton, both from Colton Underwood’s season of the Bachelor, spied on the guys while Brown was making the rounds at the cocktail party. Burnett revealed that someone sent her a DM alleging that Scott had a girlfriend, and sure enough, he did, because his reaction to confrontation was wack at best. He tried to compare having a girlfriend two days prior to filming to Brown’s journey for love on the Bachelor with Underwood? Has he seen this show before?


I do appreciate that she uttered a terse, No, come on,” at him when she kicked him out, the way you might grow frustrated with a puppy when it begins pissing right inside the house, and on the door mat, and the lawn is right there, dammit.

See you never, Scott! See you in Bachelor in Paradise, Demi and Katie, probably!