Staples Thinks You'll Pay More For Dunder-Mifflin Paper

When it comes to copy paper, Americans just want whatever brand’s the cheapest, but Staples is hoping it can squeeze a few more dollars out of customers by offering Dunder Mifflin brand paper. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Office-themed packages “will be emblazoned with slogans such as ‘Our motto is Quabity First’ and ‘Get your Scrant on,’ well-known phrases from the comedy series.” (Though we’re not that familiar with “Quabity First.”)

The paper is $34.99 per carton, and the equivalent Staples brand paper is $30. Essentially you’re paying an extra $5 for a cardboard box printed with the Dunder Mifflin logo, but if making fictional products real is the new trend, so be it. We can hardly wait to crash land during an Oceanic Airlines flight.