Someone Stole My Turkey Friend

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Dana Zemack has been making stick figure comics since she was 12. This week, she made one just for us.

With Thanksgiving almost upon us and turkeys and pie lurking everywhere, it's very important that we don't hurt ourselves. Thankfully, this past Wednesday, William Shatner joined up with State Farm Insurance to explain, at length, how not to set yourself on fire when deep frying a turkey. But the real way to keep yourself safe is to make friends with your turkey. Don't you agree?

Sadly, someone stole my turkey friend. See William Shatner expertly fry it here.

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barelylethal: shitass

My turkey friend's name was Lola. I like to talk to my turkey as I prepare him or her every year because it feels less awkward when I reach up into his or her bodily cavity or massage his or her breasts.

We ate Lola on Saturday.