Social Minefield: Avoiding Roommate Drama
LatestThey’re kind of like friends, kind of like business partners, and sometimes they’re a lot like enemies — today in Social Minefield, learn how to deal with those fixtures of many of our lives: roommates.
We all have stories of roommate relationships gone sour, of doors slammed, leases broken, and passive-aggressive post-it notes left. But you can stop things from getting to that point if you follow a few simple tips. And if all else fails and you do need to break up with a roommate, we have advice for that too. First, an ounce of prevention:
Compatibility is key!
A friend of mine once opined that the success or failure of many romantic relationships is determined by whether the parties involved have compatible cleanliness standards. This is even more true of roommate relationships, since you’re not (usually) going to have sex to make up for the weird fish going bad on the counter. If you live with someone way cleaner than you, you’re either going to feel like an asshole all the time or end up doing more chores than you want to. If you live with someone way dirtier, you’re going to be constantly angry and disgusted and/or turn into some kind of taskmaster, none of which are any fun. So if you have any choice in the matter, find out your potential roommates’ attitude to filth before signing anything. And be honest about your own standards — pretending to be cooler or more laid-back than you actually are will only lead to a rude awakening later. The same goes for things like partying, visitors, shared space, shared stuff, noise. My First Apartment has a handy checklist of important points to discuss here.
All the above are fairly obvious, but when I talked to Alissa Green of My First Apartment, she added one more subtle factor to consider: what kind of relationship do you want with your roommate? Green explained,
There tend to be three types of roommate relationships: friends, roommate friends, or virtual strangers, and you’ll likely end up as one of the above.
I’ve had friends that immediately became BFF’s with their new roommates — one pair started dating they liked hanging out so much. And, actually, one of my favorite personal roommate relationships was when I was roommate friends with two girls in Chicago. We’d all gather on the couch and watch Gilmore Girls re-runs together (sigh), but otherwise led pretty separate lives. It was nice to have that extra distance, so we could provide reason and outside perspective to one another, but we also knew we had each other’s backs.
However, in NYC there are plenty of people who prefer the third relationship of virtual strangers. These folks would probably live alone, if they could afford it. That’s cool too — but disagreements happen when roommates want different kind of relationships.
So — again, if you have a choice in the matter — consider what you want out of a roommate before moving in. Oh, and if you’re friends beforehand, be extra careful. Your desire to live with someone you know and like might overshadow more practical concerns, but don’t forget that the stakes are actually higher here. If your roommate drives you nuts, you can leave at the end of the lease and never talk to her again. But if this happens between you and your friend — well, then you’ve lost a friendship.
Be businesslike.
Most people want to come off as extra-nice at the beginning of a roommate relationship — and while good first impressions are important, so is your bank account. Plus, nothing fucks up a relationship of any kind more thoroughly than money arguments. So make sure all parties involved can pay the rent, and consider putting safeguards in place in case something happens. Green offers this advice:
Kicking a roommate out if they aren’t paying rent is really, really hard, which is why it’s doubly important that you understand your roommate’s financial situation. It’s awkward. It’s uncomfortable. But, understanding where rent money is coming from at the beginning of your relationship is vital. If you think your Craigslist roommate is spotty, be sure they have a guarantor. Sounds like a cold-hearted broker talking, but in this city of seven million, it’s often hard to know who’s reliable. Your landlord won’t care who pays the rent, as long as it’s paid, so it’s important to protect yourself. If you’re not comfortable suggesting a guarantor but also aren’t comfortable with your roommate’s money situation, consider opening a bank account where both of you put an extra month’s rent and give access to an impartial third party. Think of both of these options like a roommate prenup. We hope you’ll never have to use it, but it’s there should the worst occur.
Don’t be an asshole; don’t be a doormat.