Illustration for article titled So, Would You Have Sex With a Rat-Tailed Shia LaBeouf?

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

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Shia, Shia, Shia. So unwashed, so full of rage—and now, the proud owner of a magnificent brunette rat tail.

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So, would you Do It with Shia LaBeouf, as seen in these photographs? Would you run your fingers through his pungent, curly, partially-shaved permabraid?

I would!

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Image by Tara Jacoby

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