So, Would You Have Sex With a Rat-Tailed Shia LaBeouf? 

By Ellie Shechet  |  April 21, 2015 | 6:30pm
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So, Would You Have Sex With a Rat-Tailed Shia LaBeouf? 
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Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

Shia, Shia, Shia. So unwashed, so full of rage—and now, the proud owner of a magnificent brunette rat tail.

So, would you Do It with Shia LaBeouf, as seen in these photographs? Would you run your fingers through his pungent, curly, partially-shaved permabraid?

I would!

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