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So Was Jeanine Pirro Wasted Last Night or What?

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It’s an indisputable fact that Cecily Strong is a better judge Jeanine Pirro than judge Jeanine Pirro could ever hope to be. In fact, Strong’s impression of the judge on SNL is, canonically, the only way I’m able to recollect Pirro at all (outside of that one appearance on The View).

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Last night, however, it looked as though the actual Pirro was attempting to give Strong a run for her money during Justice With Judge Jeanine on Fox News, appearing fifteen minutes late and, uh, shall we say more suited for a happy hour Zoom all with friends than for a broadcast news program.

After finally making her way on air wearing what looks to be the wig I used a few Halloweens ago which has since been left tangled at the bottom of my drag bucket, she stumbled her way through her opening remarks. “Just the other day,” Pirro began, “the president talked, or was hoping, about the possibility of reopening everything on Easter Sunday, in a way where we could kind of come out of this quarantine, as loose as it may be, that we’re involved in.”

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I suppose it’s possible that the president had both talked and been hoping, but either way that doesn’t make Pirro’s statement any more coherent. For their part, Fox News seems to be attempting some damage control saying through a spokesperson:

Jeanine Pirro was broadcasting from her home for the first time when she encountered several technical difficulties which impacted the quality of her show, including the loss of a teleprompter. As we have previously said, we are operating with a reduced staff working remotely to ensure the health and safety of our employees in these unprecedented times.

Perhaps there were also technical difficulties with Pirro’s hairdryer, which would account for that wayward patch of hair. Or, maybe, she’s just not used to doing her hair at home, which is totally fine! I myself have been struggling to tame my tresses as of late. Of course, on those days I just avoid my front-facing camera at all costs and maintain my abstention from going live on Instagram.

Now, whether or not technical difficulties can account for her inability to string a few words together, I cannot say. I’m not a scientist! So I’ll leave that for you all to decide. For all I know, last night she was entirely sober, which is more than I can say for myself at that same time.

freelance writer living in San Francisco. Please clap.

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pumpkinandy
Pumpkin Andy is Orange

It makes me uncomfortable to see drunk people on national news networks. A few weeks ago, Larry Kudlow seemed completely wasted. I don’t know if anyone remembers Dr Nancy Snyderman. She was an on air medical expert for the Today show and NBC in general, and was regularly on TV, until NBC yanked her for being somewhat loud and slurry on one occasion. Somewhat. One time. Judge Jeanine and Kudlow aren’t somewhat inappropriate. They seem off kilter on the regular.