So Bono, Jay Z, and Beyonce Walk Into a Restaurant

Screenshot: Instagram

Here’s a quick one: Tina Knowles, owner and operator of one of the most essential accounts on Instagram, shared a very good video Wednesday that I’m leading Dirt Bag with both because it is deeply fun to watch and also because, honestly, not that much else has happened in the past 24 hours.

The video is a long, slow pan across a table at La Petite Maison in Nice, beginning with Tina’s own face (she refers to herself as a “Mamarazzi”), then her husband Richard’s, Solange’s son Julez, a few other guests whose names I couldn’t begin to tell you, and then—finally—Bono, Jay Z, and Beyoncé. All of this is accompanied by a live band standing in the center of the restaurant, playing “Brown Eyed Girl.” Bono sings along. Jay Z does a little shimmy in his seat. Beyoncé laughs and covers her mother’s phone with her hands.


Watch it. It’s good.



This is too funny. Producer/Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta/Leave it to Stevie regular Stevie J and singer/occasional Love & Hip Hop/Leave it to Stevie guest star Faith Evans have unexpectedly (to me, at least) tied the knot in Las Vegas of all places, the place where all the best weddings take place.


Writes Us Weekly:

Stevie took to Twitter later on Tuesday to dote on his bride. “I love you Faith Renee Jordan,” he gushed. She replied, “I love you back Steven Aaron Jordan.”


I love love!

[Us Weekly]

Please look at this carrot cake made for Duchess Camilla for her 71st birthday.



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