Snooki Texts: "I'm On A Boat! It's A Big Blue Watery Road!"

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[Marina Del Rey, September 27. Image via INFDaily.]


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Snooki: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh, what kind of boat is this?"

Passenger: "Yacht."

Snooki: "I said, what kind of boat is this? Fuck my life." *Begins dancing, does back flips.*

End Scene.