Snooki Takes Anderson Cooper To The Tanning Salon

On day number two of Anderson Cooper's self-titled talk show, Snooki took a bashful Cooper tanning for the first time (or so he claims). When Cooper removed his shirt, Snooki was impressed with his "peanut muscles," but the tanning supervisor wasn't: he painted "contour lines" into Anderson's muscles.


Pro tip: watch this with the sound off to avoid the Shore-speak and gawk uninterrupted.



Oh my. I have to admit, at the end of that segment, his platinum do is so striking against the tan, it almost seems worth it.

And I would do horrible, unforgivable things to touch that tan-line.