Here's a video for everyone who's ever lost a Saturday afternoon mired in an all-day marathon of one of VH1's seemingly endless countdown shows: An SNL digital short counting down the Top 100 Guys. Featured: Jeffrey, who wears a hat; Dennis, who owns two (TWO!) nice winter coats; and Colby's red car.

Via UpRoxx, who wants to know why in hell this sketch was cut from last weekend's broadcast. I'm assuming because it was too spot-on and easily confused viewers under the influence might've tried to change the channel. In fact, nobody would be surprised if this were already in the works at VH1 HQ.