Shocker: Taylor Momsen Is Miserable

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  • Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

Taylor says: "Everyone's like, 'Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things? My parents signed me up with Ford [modeling agency] at the age of two. No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice." And: "My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn't have friends. I was working constantly and I didn't have a real life." Jeez, when you put it that way, it all makes sense. Use all the eyeliner you need, honey. [NYDN, Us, Star Pulse]

  • Rihanna has been traveling and partying and drinking champagne and lots of other things completely appropriate for a rich twenty-something pop star. [The Sun]
  • Lindsay Lohan had oral surgery earlier this week — some teeth were removed — and she is not taking any painkillers. My gums are throbbing in sympathy. [Radar Online]
  • Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp! On the cover of Entertainment Weekly! Gemini power! She says: "We're both not that social. I don't think either one of us goes out of our house, especially in France. We're both locked away." Hey, if I had a lush European mansion, I would be too.[Just Jared]
  • Perhaps you heard that Demi Lovato called her father from the treatment center; but Demi's rep says "She hasn't spoken to her dad in a long time. He is making false claims." Congratulations, Patrick Lovato! You are the new Michael Lohan. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Russell Brand says the rumors that he bought Katy Perry a tiger as a wedding gift are untrue: "I'm a vegetarian, you don't give people tigers. It's stupid, it's dangerous. The tiger won't like it." [Daily Express]
  • John Mayer's rep says of rumor he shagged Giada De Laurentiis: "The claims are absolutely ridiculous." [Daily Express]
  • Poor Pink. Good Day LA host Jillian Barberie Reynolds Tweeted about Pink's pregnancy — which Pink has not confirmed — with the words "see I CAN keep a secret." That shit is effed up. Jillian tried to take it back, but whatever. [People]
  • Kristen Bell doesn't want a massive wedding: "I get enough attention as it is on a daily basis from being in this business. I'm not craving that idea of, 'I want to be a princess for the day'. I think I get enough of that. I see enough pictures of myself." [Digital Spy]
  • Bonus additional awesome Kristen Bell quote: She says that when she worked with Russell Brand on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and was an infamous womanizer: "I made it really clear from the beginning that I would sock him in the balls if he tried ­anything. So he was intimidated, truth be told." [Contact Music]
  • Kim Kardashian wanted 30 birthday parties for her 30th birthday but settled for five. [Digital Spy]
  • A pod of porpoises saved Dick Van Dyke's life. No, really. [Daily Mail]
  • Remember when Samantha Ronson's bulldog killed a Maltese? The lady whose dog was attacked is suing for almost a million dollars. [Radar Online]
  • Breaking: Cruz Beckham and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt own the same T-shirt. What does it mean???? [Radar Online]
  • Natalie Portman has written a raunchy comedy that folks are calling a female Superbad. Plot: Ttwo very different twentysomething ladies who are unlucky in love decide to throw a party to which each female attendee brings an eligible bachelor. I went to a party like this once, and it didn't go well. The key is to specify that the guys be straight. [LA Times]
  • Here is Kristen Stewart trying to give a lapdance and swearing like a sailor in a clip from Welcome To The Rileys. [Celebuzz]
  • Chord Overstreet, the new blond boy on Glee, will not be posing for Playgirl. FYI. [E!]
  • In other Playgirl news, the publication turned down those Kanye West cock shots that ended up on the web. [E!]
  • Good morning, Stephen Dorff's abs. You're looking well. [Just Jared]
  • If you woke up this morning thinking to yourself, I wish I could see pictures of Daniel Radcliffe wearing a dapper ensemble on the set of a period film, you're in luck. [Just Jared]
  • Coming soon: a Michael Jackson/Akon duet, recorded in 2007. [OMG]
  • Last week Ke$ha had a song called "Sleazy," now she has a song called "Blow." You've got to admire her commitment to skankymotion. [Just Jared]
  • Angelina Pivarnick from Jersey Shore is dating Justin Rego from The Bachelorette. [People]
  • The terrible sound you hear at the link is Jersey Shore's Angelina, rapping. [TMZ (TMZ)]
  • "Steve-O: The Situation Dissed Me on the Red Carpet." [Us Magazine]
  • Eddie Munster is in rehab. [Daily Mail]
  • DeVante Swing — lead singer of Jodeci — was arrested at a Subway sandwich shop last weekend for being do drunk he couldn't walk straight. See a picture of him sprawled on the floor at the link. [TMZ]
  • After serving 8 years in prison, the rapper Shyne has converted to Orthodox Judaism, is studing the Torah in Israel and says: "I naturally stopped using the N-word, I naturally stopped being misogynistic. My connection to God is the water that nourishes who I am and allows me to grow." Is this an appropriate time to yell "challah!" ? [AP]
  • Hot In Cleveland is still on the air, and the second season will have awesome guest stars: Mary Tyler Moore, Illeana Douglas, Bonnie Franklin and Melanie Griffith. [UPI]
  • "I wanted to do something that would be a great vacation for my kids. I got a phone call saying, ‘Okay, the film's shooting in Venice,' and I said, ‘I don't know what it is, but I'm going to say yes.'" — Angelina Jolie on The Tourist. [Showbiz Spy]

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1) Correction: DeVante was never the lead singer of Jodeci. He wrote and produced the songs, but the lead was K-Ci, followed by JoJo.

That said, every last one of those mofos is a crackheaded mess and it's a damn shame that my preteen crushes have turned from sugar to shit.

2) After taking the rap for P. Dildo (who didn't offer him as much as 'boo' for his trouble), I don't blame Shyne one bit for turning his back on the very environment that dragged him down in the first place.