Shock and Awe!!! Famous Teen Heartthrob Seen With Lookalike 'Gal Pal'

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A famous actor person had a Chala-meet-cute at a Chalet in Cabo San Lucas with also famous actor person Eiza Gonzalez. Page Six refers to her as a “gal pal,” but TMZ reports that they “seem to be dating” after said actor broke up with Lily-Rose Depp. Me, though? I report that they look spookily similar. Good for them!

In case you’re unaware, this man is a “hot ticket item.” Some people on the internet seem really infatuated with this now-global woman kisser, who’s been snapped with his flings on yachts, beaches, and resorts across the world. Smack smack! That’s the sound his lips probably make.

Anyway, the big news here is that the young actor person apparently brought a guitar—or found one in a local souvenir shop—to romance Gonzalez with. Strum goes the strings of her heart! Fans everywhere are quaking, wondering if he’s found the new love of his fleeting, fickle life. I’m happy that everyone has something to think about now! Me, I’m still looking for answers as to why they look so similar. It’s fine, of course! They can look however they like.


If you too are shaking and shivering and finding yourself distraught by the thought of his lanky, smooth limbs fumbling around a jacuzzi somewhere in Cabo San Lucas, TMZ has you covered. You can check out all the hot pics here!

Britney Spears—she loves LGBTQs! Thanks, Britney. It’s nice to be loved, and I’m quite glad the mere thought of my existence is enough to make you act this patently demented. I do wonder, though, what exactly you mean by the fact that “articulate ourselves so well.” Personally, I can’t articulate myself at all. I can barely spell, I don’t know what a comma is or looks like, and the last I checked, I failed English Composition & Grammar my junior year. (To my credit, though, I was just cutting class a lot.)

No matter, really. I just have a lot of questions all the time, Britney. You know me! Anyway, I’d love it if you could tell me a few stories about the best nights of your life with LGBTQs. I love stories! I also love love. And you apparently love me, and all my fellow LGBTQs. That’s nice, too!

Here is a nice thing: Actors on Actors (at Home) featuring Zendaya and MJ Rodriguez.

Last week, YouTuber Kahlen Barry made a video explaining the racist behavior of former collaborator Tana Mongeau, fake-ex-wife to Jake Paul. She apologized, and now he has made a second video, responding to her “apology,” which you can watch here.


Ariana Grande supposedly sent food and coffee to voters waiting in line during Kentucky’s truly fucked (and suppressed) election.


  • Generational wealth recipient Brody Jenner is dating someone who dated someone else. [TMZ]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio supposedly loves his girlfriend. [People]
  • A Real Housewives fight appears! (It’s boring, though, which is too bad.) [Us Weekly]
  • Megyn Kelly crawled out of the spooky crypt she haunts to run her mouth about blackface again. [ET]
  • Brendan Urie would like Donald Trump to keep his name out of his mouth. [Hollywood Life]
  • Penn Badley is disturbed by the allegations surrounding Chris D’Elia, who’s been accused of predation and sexual harassment of underage girls. [Just Jared]
  • It’s really very interesting how Machine Gun Kelly likes to be photographed when leaving Megan Fox’s house. [Just Jared]

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“Ariana Grande supposedly sent food and coffee to voters waiting in line during Kentucky’s truly fucked (and suppressed) election.”

No - This is a bad take on the election in KY that has been making the national rounds all week. For the first time ever, everyone in the state could vote absentee without having to have a reason. Every registered voter got a postcard with instructions on how to do that and it was super easy. But if you didn’t get around to mail-in voting in the 50 days or so you had available to do that, you could in person vote for more than a week. Lots of people pointed out that our biggest county (with 660,000 residents and more than half the state’s black residents) only have one place to vote. That’s true and not perfect, but that one place is also our state Fair and Expo center - larger than 2 football fields. Public transport was free, as were Lyft rides across the state. It was highly publicized.

The longest lines yesterday in Jefferson County were trucks! Which is great! Jose Andres’ organization was there providing free food, as was Chef Edward Lee and a handful of other local vendors. Traffic backed up at the end of the day causing some voters to miss the 6 PM poll closure - that’s fucked right? But what the headlines seem to miss is that a judge ordered the polls to stay open until 9, so all those people did in fact get to vote. (Again, this is not perfect and that state should take away from this that 1 - polls should always be open past 6 because people work, and 2 - the largest counties should have at least a few more polling locations open).

Also, lots of people seem to be crying about voter suppression but not many are mentioning that (in wonderful news) 175,000 felons had voting rights restored this election. KY used bi-partisan efforts to improve voting access this election and as a result there was record high turnout. We’re moving the right direction. But national voices were LOUD about voter suppression, leading to out of state callers flooding phone lines to our Board of Elections, making it harder for actual KY voters to get through for important information.

Do better Jez.