Where’s Darby? Did she go downstairs? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m gonna run down and see if she’s there. Darby! Are you in the basement? Dar-ahhhhahahaha, oh my god DARBY. Where did you get that?! Hahahaha, oh my gosh don’t move I wanna snap this. Hahaha I’m shaking. Oh my god. What? I can’t understand you! Hahahahahaha DARBY YOU LOOK INSANE I love it so much. I freaking love you so freaking much! I love you!You love me! Dar-by looks just like Bar-ney! Hahaha, wait, don’t take it off yet I want everyone else to see. Hahaha stop it! No! Hahaha no keep it on you have to let them see. HEY GET DOWN HERE DARBY HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO SHOW YOU. HURRY!
Get ready, here they come. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha YES. Yeah I already snapped it. Wait I’m going to do it again. Get me in yours. Oh my god Darby I’m literally dying this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. OK, did y’all snap it? Hurry! I think Darby’s getting uncomfortable. What? It’s what? Heavy? OK fine let’s lift it off. Help me out with this. OK, one, two, three, PULLLLLL. Gahhhh. Ugh. What’s happening. Try again. One, two, THREE, PULLLLLLL. Oh god Darby, I’m sorry. Did that hurt? I’m sorry! What? No, let’s pull you push. One, two, three, PUSHHHHH AND PULLLLLLLL. Oh shoot. Uhh, Darby? What? It’s getting hot? OK, uhhhh, oh no. Keep trying I’ll figure this out. Darby, are you crying?!
Hey, one of you run upstairs and see if there’s any soap anywhere. Or butter. Something to loosen this up. Oh my god, Darby, you OK? Hold on. We’re gonna get you out of this. Remember when I got my hand stuck in that cage at the PetSmart when I was trying to pet that rude puppy who wasn’t having any of it and then we got kicked out but I was like, “I literally can’t leave because I’m stuck in this cage”? This is like that.
No! I’m not taking any more pictures! I promise! No, that noise was just me screenshotting this text. I promise. OK, what did you find. VASELINE? Who has Vaseline. What even is Vaseline? Whatever. OK, Darbs? We’re gonna slather this this Vaseline on you so you get all lubed up enough to slide this purple dino off your head. It’s gonna be cold, OK? You OK? Hahaha, I bet it feels kind of good, there we go, nice and slathered on. Wait I kind of love this stuff. Hahaha oh my GOD Darby you look gross. You literally look like a newborn but with a gross giant head. A big freaking newborn. Becca weren’t you like enormous when you were born? Like your mom got all, like, never mind. OK, Darby? Let’s try again. Ready? You push, we’ll pull. One, two, three, PULLLLLLLLLLLL. What the crap! Ugh! Darby! No! Stop crying, Darby, we’ll figure this out! Oh my god, Darby! Hey, Becca, can you call 911 and tell them what’s going on? Just call them! DARBY COULD BE DYING. No Darby I didn’t mean it. No! It’s fine! JUST ASK THEM, BECCA. DARBY IS FREAKING THE FLIP OUT OK SO JUST FREAKING CALL THEM AND TELL THEM SHE GOT STUCK IN THE BARNEY OH MY GOD QUIT STALLING.