She Calls Shotgun

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[Los Angeles, April 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin]


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Kitty Conner

And she doesn't just mean the passenger seat.

A PSA : Please keep all firearms, bladed instruments, etc from Ms. Aniston. Her barren, empty womb and ring-less finger have caused her to feel that her (fantastic, enviable) life is too empty to continue living.

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