Sharron Angle's Intricate New Press-Ducking Strategy

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Since even Sharron Angle's people realized her own ignorance was getting her in trouble, Angle has taken to evading the press by tricking them into waiting by the wrong entrance. Why not just hire an Asian woman as a decoy?


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She's also been known to spray tan in times of extreme stress in an effort to blend into the wood paneling that lines the walls of most town hall meetings.