"Sexy Miner" is the "Balloon Boy" Of Halloween 2010

If you feel like you’ve been trapped for months deep within the boring recesses of non-sexiness, you’re in luck. There’s a light at the end of the tunnel!

Why not dress like a Sexy Chilean Miner this Halloween?

I guess that technically the site claims that the costume for sale is for that of a “Gold Digger,” but that’s a lot less fun and a lot less topical. Come to think of it, though, I’m not sure how realistic this getup is, as the trapped miners probably didn’t have enough natural light to effectively apply metallic makeup, or to know whether or not the tight gold dresses they were wearing was too short for the platforms they were planning on wearing out.