Ten women allege that the manager at Chicago's Tilted Kilt "us[ed] a straw to shoot water down their dresses and "lick[ed] one or more of the complainants' ears." We presume the number of ears licked emerges in discovery.
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Sigh...the first time I heard about this chain of restaurants, I sort of assumed it would be like a male Hooters, with guys in skimpy kilts.
The truth is depressing, so I think I'm just going to keep my forced naivete intact.