At long last, the American public will finally have access to the kinds of trashy anecdotes long passed around med school study sessions and EMT break rooms. That's thanks to Sex Sent Me to the ER, a reality show set to premiere on TLC this Saturday.
And it's going to be even more ridiculous than you think. Hollywood Reporter has a clip from the first episode, featuring a botched threesome that metastasized into an emergency-room brawl. "So bad it's good" doesn't capture the transcendent shittiness of this reenactment, which apparently features the real doctor:
TLC should be legally compelled to issue a statement clarifying that they are no longer even remotely "The Learning Channel."