Several Of J. Lo's Men Have Commented On Her Abs

Ha, J.Lo set a very effective thirst trap on Instagram, and multiple lovers, past and present, fell into it and drowned.

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Ah yes, I too relax next to my (fake?) fire with my cozy hat and bikini top and razor-sharp abs. The obvious hilarity of this tableau aside, the picture drew the attention of her ex, Diddy, who commented “OMG [heart eyes emoji].

Not to be outdone, her current boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, posted “Lucky me,” with a heart, a baseball and a check mark. I’m not sure what those things mean, so I’m going to read into it and say it’s “Wow, with those abs, you can finally play baseball!” Romantic, I guess.

To my knowledge, neither Ben Affleck nor Marc Anthony commented. But if they did, what emojis would they use? That should entertain you in the comments for awhile.

[Instagram]


Internet, if you are good for ANYTHING you will Photoshop this delightful image of pregnant Meghan Markle and a (probably) horny school lad beaming at each other.

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What are they both thinking?

Update: I just remembered what this reminds me of:

Screenshot: Mad Men
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[People]


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