Scout Willis And Her Assless Chaps Take You On A Poetic Journey

Take the feel of a first-year art school project, add the writing skills of James Franco and a dash of Chloë Sevigny pretense and you have Scout Willis's new fashion spread-cum-diary entry. Confused? Well, hold onto your wigs because you're in for a wild ride. The spawn of actor parents Demi Moore and Bruce Willis has taken part in an experimental video that has to be seen to be believed. Though we could rip into it for a variety of overly derivative reasons, let's retract our Wolverine-like claws for a moment and give the 20-year-old woman a little credit for attempting to break free of her famous family's legacy and trying something different. Besides, ass-baring chaps are hilarious – A+ for effort. [Stylelikeu, HuffPo]


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Selena Gomez fuels talk she's set to be Justin Bieber's teen bride. Though their reps are calling BS on reports that the teeny tiny twosome have gotten engaged, they're certainly flirting with tabloid headlines after Selena stepped out wearing a diamond ring on that finger. "There is no ring and no engagement," said Justin's mouthpiece. Um, yeah there is. [E!]

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After taking repeated dives in the Hollywood dating pool, Olivia Wilde has finally come up for air and is going steady with Jason Sudeikis. Her solid pick coming after a string of alleged dalliances with guys including Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds since her divorce from Tao Ruspoli in October. Girl moves fast and chooses well. [US]

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While her daughter is running around town with her ass hanging out, Demi Moore's still dealing with that whole divorce mess after she ran into Ashton Kutcher unexpectedly. And though we'd have preferred a more dramatic meeting that featured smashed crockery, audible slapping and jaw-dropping insults – all caught on video, of course – it appears we'll have to settle for "very awkward" with the pair keeping their cool when bumping into each other at a LA restaurant. "[Moore] approached [Kutcher's] table," said a witness. "He gave her a hug, and they spoke for a few minutes." Don't worry, give 'em time … [Page Six]
Things won't remain so civil if Ashton agrees to front for [NYDN]

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Acting like the amazing Words With Friends is something that hasn't been loved by word nerds for sometime now, pundits say that Alec Baldwin's plane diverting addiction to the game means big things for the company. [NYDN]
People are asking why Alec had the nerve to fly commercial in the first place. Sidebar: there is an Association of Celebrity Personal Assistants now? I totally want to go to their Christmas drinks. [E!]
Social media sad face: Alec made good on his promise to cancel his Twitter account for the time being. [NYDN]
Greyhound are also pissy with Baldwin for telling like it is when it comes to the horrors of actual coach travel. [TMZ]

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Lea Michele tries to avoid talk of following in Hollywood tradition by changing her name to sound less, well, cultural, and instead chalks it up to schoolyard bullying. "Sarfati. That's my real last name," she said. "I don't use it a lot because I got Lea So-fatty, Lea So-farty at school. So when I was little and I went on my first audition they were like, 'And may we have your name,' and I was like Lea Michele." Nice save. [Daily Mail]

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Her family has enough on their tacky-ass plates right now but nothing directly involving her, so Kris Jenner decided to stir up some weeks-old news by taking Daniel Craig to task for suggesting that her daughters act like a "fucking idiots" on TV. "The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology," she said. "The easy thing would be to criticise his career now, but our family won't stoop to that level." Which would be a first. [Entertainmentwise]

  • File this one under all shades of awesome: Mindy Kaling is going to write and voice a primetime cartoon. [Vulture]
  • The original Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Noomi Rapace confirmed she will be catching the US remake of the killer Swedish adaptation – probably just to see how much they sully her amazing take on Lisbeth Salander. [E!]
  • Madonna makes faux lesbianism even more irritating, macking on Nicki Minaj on the set of "Give Me All Your Love." "MADONNA jus kissed me!!!!! On the lips!!!!!!!" Tweeted the excessive punctuator. "It felt sooooo good." [Contact Music]
  • Ali, excuse me, Aliana Lohan has the body police on high alert now she's looking a little rakish. [US]
  • Kris Humphries brings in the appropriately Neanderthal-sounding Man Caves team to rid his bachelor pad of any residual Kim Kardashianness. [TMZ]
  • M*A*S*H star Harry Morgan passed away after putting in a solid 96 years of human service. [E!]
  • Lauren Scruggs is up and walking after that vicious plane accident. [People]
  • Robert Downey Jr.'s wife Susan said she's pissed that he revealed the gender of their unborn baby boy but isn't putting him in the Matilda-style chokey quite yet. [E!]
  • Like many of us, Lady Gaga needs a stiff drink before dealing with the IRS. [Express]
  • Whereas Johnny Depp makes sure he's able to dodge the French taxation department altogether. [The Sun]
  • Reality TV producers know a money maker when they see it, with Teen Mom's Amber Portwood revealing her bipolar and disassociative disorder diagnosis. [E!]
  • Gloria Estefan is making like a 14-year-old Eastern European and signing to Wilhelmina – albeit for their celebrity division. [Page Six]
  • In retroactive news, Kevin Federline was hospitalized in Australia a couple of weeks back after he passed out while shooting the subtly titled Celebrity Fit Club knock-off Excess Baggage in remote countryside. [E!]
  • Walking ATMs Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Anne Hathaway give movie studios the most bang for their actor buck. [E!]
  • Hearing my calls that her hair looked amazing in the "Rabiosa" video, Shakira gets halfway over the line by chopping her blonde locks. Now she just needs a date with a colorist and she's all set. [US]

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1. Much as I can't stand Alec Baldwin, Greyhound is full of shit. As one of the "17.6 million people" who traveled and will travel on that toilet bowl on wheels this year, I have no problem co-signing Baldwin's derogatory reference to it because, hell, it's true.

1a. For the record, American is the only airline that I've traveled on that I've experienced no drama with at all. When I hear people complain about it, I chalk it up to me being lucky enough to have been spared those experiences. Delta, on the other hand, is the worst....

2. Call me a judgemental Jill, but I always give a side-eye to those who change their last name in exchange for a non-'ethnic' one - especially in this day and age when there's no reasonable excuse to do so.

3. It depresses me endlessly to see that shitty movie that Kristen Stewart is currently starring in outgross The Muppets. More than you'll ever know.