Scary Tales

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Two FBI employees have been charged with using surveillance equipment to spy on West Virginia teens trying on donated prom gowns as part of Hospice Care's Cinderella Project. Prince Charmings? Not. [Associated Press]


Erin Gloria Ryan

Domestic spying was justified in this situation because the girls totally revealed the locations of their crushes. The intelligence information garnered via the horrible violation of these young women's rights is worth enough to get our hands dirty in the process.

(From the Dick Cheney School Of Human Rights)