According to an email sent out to subscribers, Preserve is wrapping up today. Which means it’s your last chance to order your man a “1940’S MINER’S STRIPE & JAPANESE INDIGO SKINNY NECKTIE,” $74.90.

Blake Lively announced the site would be shutting down in an interview with Vogue a couple of weeks ago. “I’m going to take this hit, and the only way I can prove all the negative reactions wrong is to come back with a plan that will rock people. And I have that plan,” she informed the fashion magazine. In the meantime, this skirt that’ll show off that thigh gap is currently priced to move at $59.90.

Please contemplate the image illustrating the last-call email, featuring a horse running away. Wild hearts can’t be broken, friends.


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