Savor Your Statuses… Forever

Have you been penning your autobiography one Facebook update at a time? Are you concerned that when you die—rich, famous and wildly respected at the ripe old age of 107—your estate won’t have any papers to donate to your prestigious alma mater?

Well, tell Boonesville State Technical School to have no fear. With Ninuku Archivist you can convert all of your Facebook activity into chronological PDFs for posterity. The fact that at age 25 you “liked” My Little Ponies and Coldplay will be safe for all time.

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