No need to sweat bullets for the sake of Saturday Night Live's guests this week: Anne Hathaway and Rihanna, having appeared on the show three and four times respectively, are old workhorses at this "live" shit by now. It's a shame Romney lost the election, though, if only because Jason Sudeikis has to retire his excellent impression. OH, WELLS. The pros outweigh the cons.

Have a good Saturday night! And if you happen to be in New York with nothing to do, go see this weird/cool-looking ventriloquy movie with me!