The amazing writer and performer Lily Tomlin turns 73 today, and if you're not too busy watching the "Gangnam Style" parody that officially won the Internet, I'd recommend spending a quiet night in with the Tomlin oeuvre. But if you haven't got all evening, here are some often-overlooked little old school fillets for you. Have a nice Saturday night!
So i'm twenty years old, have no friends (hint: i'm lonely), i'm a virgin and don't have a high school diploma. How the fuck do i make friendships that mean something and who in the right mind would want to date me knowing that my first relationship will probably fail (considering i've had none, and i don't believe i've ever really felt in love)? Plus: where the hell do i meet these people!? All i do nowadays is stay at home and try to kill time, all i want is to go out but i don't have any reason to so i don't. I don't like going out alone either so there's another reason i don't go out even when i do have a reason. I live with my parents, i don't have a job but i am taking adult education to get my high school diploma and i do have goals and ambitions, but it's hard to do anything when i always feel this lonely. I don't really know what acceptable actions are or what normal boundaries are so i tend to avoid it all entirely so that i don't get seen as some sick weirdo or creep. Any advice?