Happy Saturday night, Jezzies! Let's enjoy some damn fine singing and dancing from the 80s, shall we?

Of course I'm going to go send you off on this, my first Saturday shift in almost a year, with some Burt Reynolds (and of course Dolly Parton). You may have heard that Burt is facing some financial woes and therefor auctioning off a lot of his personal memorabilia:

Reynolds' own vehicles — big and small — are offered, including a 1997 Dodge Ram pickup truck customized with a portrait of Burt Reynolds as "The Bandit," a "Bandit" go cart, a red and white "BR" Ranch monogrammed surrey carriage gifted to Reynolds by Dolly Parton, and the Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson motorized Wedding Stagecoach built in 1979.

But don't worry. I have faith in Burt. He is simply releasing himself from the burden of material possessions in this realm as he prepares for his ascension into the next. Have a good night and I'll be back on Sunday evening.