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Saturday Night Social: Hosted By the $10,000 Pizza Bikini

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There is only one thing worse than wearing a bikini made of pizza, and that is paying $10,000 for a bikini made of pizza. This is a marketing ploy, I know, but disgust is the blogger’s Kryptonite. I’ll retaliate by refusing to mention the name of the Italian restaurant that masterminded this devilry. Yeah, it’s in the photo caption, but I’m trying to do my part.

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Why is it wrong to buy a $10,000 bikini made of pizza? Third-degree burns, for one thing. Yeast infections, for another. Why would you want either of those things associated with your eatery? If you really want to wear pizza that badly, just wrap your torso in a few slices of Koronet and you’ll have your own pizza straightjacket!

Night blogger at Jezebel

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Ken Yadiggit

I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!

I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and take photos and design logos and paint signs for people and it’s like living in a DREAM. The first time I got paid for this I felt like a criminal...like people are actually giving me money...money I use to pay my insurance and buy grocieries....for my art?

INSANE FOLKS. I’m exhausted but happy. Quitting my full time office job was the best decision I ever made.

What’re y’all sipping on tonight? And what have you accomplished lately that you are proud of? Even if it’s as small as finishing a book or putting on pants.