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On Friday, an endearingly awkward New England acoustic rock musician wondered on Twitter whether Nicki Minaj would like him if they ever met. She got back to him–and with one of his song lyrics!



It’s been almost 24 hours, and he hasn’t responded yet, which means he’s probably doing what everyone would do, which is running around the house hyperventilating and texting all his friends for advice with sweaty fingers.


I hope they meet someday.

Except then the internet did a little digging on John and found that he once described the preferences of his “cock” as white supremacist and tends to make kinda weird advances online, so maybe not.