Sunday Night Social: Everything Sucks, Let's Laugh With Jane Lynch

Today is, among other things, Jane Lynch's birthday. I am disheartened and sad from writing about the aforementioned other things all day, so here is (the newly single — Jane, if you are reading this, date me) Jane Lynch's beautiful and sensual Guatemalan love song from 40-Year-Old Virgin.

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Kate Middleton, please have your baby as soon as possible.

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MargaritaSkeeter - she persisted

This weekend I was sitting by myself at a coffee shop when this man came up to me and asked me if I believe in Jesus. He said if I didn't something bad would happen to me. Either I'd go to jail or I'd die. And he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept asking me to pray for him, and telling me that if I did he'd pray for me in return.

I'm actually an atheist, but I thought that telling him would have made the situation worse.

I've been a regular at this coffee shop for almost five years and I've seen the guy there before, but this is the first time he's talked to me. Any advice for what to do if he approaches me again? Have any of you Jezzies had similar experiences?